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02-11-04 Wednesday night TV (Enterprise, West Wing, Smallville and Angel

Enterprise was another pretty solid episode. We learned quite a bit about what the expanse is doing/being used for (in the last 2 minutes of the show). The weird alien, it was apparent to me, was a Sulabon (like a Cinnabon, but flakier), yet no one on the ship seemed to make that comparison. As an additional nit-pick-bitch, what special material was used in the fabrication of the bed that was lacking in the rest of the ship? I love Shadowcat (Kitty Pryde of the X-men) as much as the next card-carrying X-fan/comic-nerd, but I felt bad for the idea of phasing after this episode... Anyway, it was still 'pretty' good. Trip and T'Pol get some action and then, as is standard TV protocol, they have the "this never happened" speech. The sperm-covered/Lowenski-esque (well what kind of camo pattern does it look like to the rest of you?) MACO's ($199.99 paint-jobs done in a day... does that cover starships too?) are highlighted again and Reed does his standard bit of Rent-a-Cop vs the Real Deal (where he proves he is the Rent-a-Cop)... I know I enjoy this show, I just enjoy the nit-picking more-so.

West Wing is continuing the downward spiral of a show past it's prime too soon... Last nights message came across as "Nukes are bad, mmmmkay; unless you're our friend... then they're O.K. *wink-wink*"
/mourn the original creative team still

Smallville - "2 Bland, 2 Curious" should have been the title of this one. I think it was Obi who ear-marked this one in last weeks discussion as being a too-late attempt to catch some of the "2 Fast, 2 Furious" fans/attention. Lana is fully back to being Lana. Simpering about and pouting over her inability to display any spine at all around non-gun0-toting aggressors. Kryptonite makes super-nitrous... shouldn't it also make super-bombs, super-soda, super-rocket-fuel, super-complection-cream, super-INSERT-ITEM (you get my drift). That resurrects of course Ye Olde bitch about "WHY IS THIS SHIT STILL JUST LYING ABOUT FOR ANYONE TO USE IN ANYTHING?!?" Appy would have initially been happy to see Pete, but then ultimately saddened because Pete is just a tool. This episode was all about the cliche wrapping all of the LifeTime network shows and every After-school-special ever made.
It was sad... and I fell asleep before I watched the teaser for next week.

Angel was deemed not worthy of being watched by my sub-concious mind (and my concious mind last week after seeing the teaser for "Nazi Spike vs. WWII Angel"). Maybe it could have been well done, but I think anyway to get there from here is gonna be lame and the flash-back just can't cut it as an excuse... Let me know if I was wrong on this judgement because I did tape it...

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